Lyrics: Mother, father, please hold the fort / I'm going to the store 'cause we're out of pork yogurt / I sure hope the store has got them / I need the kind with meat at the bottom / And then I found myself in a forest eating Corn Flakes / Ugh gag barf cough I hate pork yogurt / Cough barf gag ugh yogurt pork hate I / And then I found myself in Corn Flakes eating a forest / I don't wanna eat any pork yogurt Mom! / Hey Matt, think of the starving in Vietnam / Fuck you, dammit, you make me sick!
Lyrics: Six-year-old girl slams her friend in the face / Blood and pus spurt all over the place / Eleven-year-old boy holds her puny arms back / Close your eyes and wait for the whack / Go and try her as an adult, Give her the death sentence as a result (2x) /
She says she doesn't understand the situation / But her friend isn't into facial flaggelation / Now she has a criminal record / That's something a six year old can't afford / Go and try her as an adult, Give her the death sentence as a result (2x) /
Make her pay $20 in doctor bills for hitting another six year old in the face with a stick / Another six year old (4x) / Next time kill her